Cutting My Legs Shaving: The Only Guarantee in my Life

Nobody likes shaving. It’s a fact of life. I really don’t like shaving because no matter what I use or how quickly or slowly I use it, I cut my legs up. I wish I was exaggerating, but I’m really not. Band-Aid should be cutting me a fucking check…that’s how bloodied up my poor stems get from shaving. So I went on a mission to find something, anything that would actually make my legs all nice and smooth, but without the cuts. Here’s what I discovered.

Skintimate Raspberry Rain shaving cream
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Smells amazing, but at what cost? It’s like $4 and it doesn’t last very long.

Venus razor
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This is like the basic white girl of razors. It’s nothing special and it costs too much.

BIC Soleil razor
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BIC razors are the Venus razor’s ugly cheapskate stepsister.

Those nameless razors that come in a pack of like 50 for 2 bucks at Rite Aid
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You get what you pay for.

My dad’s Barbosal shaving cream that made my legs stink like man for approx. 97475438 days
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Seriously, this shit made my legs smell like my dad’s face for days. Not okay.

Coconut oil
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Coconut oil has many wonderful uses. In my experience using it for shaving is not one of them. It left my legs all slimy and weird.

Just plain ole water
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Why did I even think this would be a good idea? It’s painful and left me with the worst razor burn of my life. Dumb move, Jordan.

Garnier Fructis Conditioner
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This stuff slides off your legs and makes the bottom of the shower super slippery. Overall health and safety hazard.

Softsoap body wash
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Made my legs smell really nice, but that’s about it. Also, very slippery on the shower floor.

My mom’s Schick Hydro razor (with a new blade, obviously)
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FINALLY. A razor that left my legs super smooth and not cut up. They’re pretty damn expensive to be honest with you, but if it means I don’t have to wait for my legs to stop bleeding so I can put my goddamn jeans on, I’m willing to fork over some cash. 10/10 would recommend.

 

Author’s Note: this article was originally posted on mytrendingstories.com